ENGLISH 4 FUN July 21, 2009Posted by priscilaraposo in Uncategorized.
Good: Your wife doesn’t talk to you.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Very bad: She is a lawyer.
Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees.
Bad: She interrupts you.
Very bad: And corrects you.
Why didn’t the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was sitting on the deck.