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ENGLISH 4 FUN July 31, 2008

Posted by priscilaraposo in English 4 fun.





clip_image008A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn’t.
Officer: Yes, you were. I’m giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn’t speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can’t give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you’re a jerk! 

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had.

She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married.

“But you just had two weeks off,” said the boss.

“Why didn’t you get married then?”

“What? And ruin my vacation?” she whined. 

Marriage clip_image012

A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman. 

clip_image013A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?

B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!



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